If the time moves anti clockwise

what will happen?

i went to Singapore the other day, my family and i planned it on Friday night. we were finding places to go, we tried ipoh, we tried penang. but there weren't any rooms available. so i came up with a brilliant idea 'lets go Singapore wei!'. we wanted to go for a trip because it is hard for us to go on any trips after my bro starts work and later on leave for further studies. we did this too before my sis left for uk, stupid ACCA. i mean, my bro is not follow us for the England trip next year! oh new plan - no more Scotland! its London... my sibs are graduating from coll and worst, my sis uni. -.- i haven't even come out from secondary school. that's why, phuikei umur baru secupak jagung. shit wei, i dunno how it is suppose to be. k, lol stop bragging on this.

so we had to packed everything and so on, we left for singapore the next day. i took little secrets along with me (:



the mrt there is real nice, unlike msia. (: oh and something funny, a girl around the age of 3-5, was trying to lip lock with the father! she looks like a kid prostitute, HAHAHA. she was forcing her dad to french kiss, but the dad kept pushing her away. lingyean said ' MAYBE SHE SAW THEIR PARENTS DOING IT' aHAHAAHAHAA.




marina bay (:


then we headed to orchard road, the lighting and decos are awesome! you think mas can do like that arr? wait for the next 100 years la.







we left then went back to johor baru. the hotel damn chunted wan. family suite. by that time, i damn tired dy, after dinner rush back to hotel to sleep.

Small Intention Big Influence


the other, day we celebrated eeva`s birthday one day late at secret recipe. lol. but she paid for her meal, sorry girl! (:

i dont know why naughty ly and jp didnt celebrate her bday on her day, but i got a reason. i was in singapore (: dimaafkan.

i had lasagna, then we ordered 2 pieces of cake.

only a small gang, people who went were











Happy bday girl! again (:




for me to laugh. for you to see how stupid!
HHAHAH ly, ly.




eeeek, macho!



then we went to td park to camwhore!
















be thankful that i bothered to post up so many pictures (:

Run while you can.

my house looks like it has just gone through tsunami. the paint smell for the grills is killing me so badly! oh by later in the morning or afternoon, (hopefully) my pink room will be done. i cannot wait. i have not been sleeping well, oh meaning i have been hibernating lately, from one room to another. worst, on the floor. i cannot wait to sleep in my room again! damn, only two lights in my room now, suppose to have four lights! oh HOHOHO, merry Christmas. oh oh! i love my ceiling so much, its so nice. eh heh, come have a visit (:

results on the 30th, isn't it a little too late, this doesn't mean that i cannot wait for my results. well, the later, the better. oh never ask about mine, because i can cry! make the world crash with one another. HA HA HA.

I think i need to do another thank you post HA HA , i missed out so many people!

1) Do you think you're hot? yeaaa, feel the heat?
2) Upload your favorite picture of you.



3) Why do you like that picture?
It was taken on my b'day planned by my friends~ thanks yo!
4) When was the last time you ate pizza?
on ly's one day late bday!
5) What's the last song you listened to?
Tattoo - jordin sparks ( this baru my fav song justine)
6) What are you doing right now besides this?
listening to songs, working another posts.
7) What name would you prefer besides yours?
none.

People I tag :
1) Justine Phua
2) Ling Yean
3) Sammie Tan
4) Carrine
5) eeva

8) Who is number 1? my bestest friend!
9) Number 3 is having a relationship with? we all know lahh!
10) Say something about number 5. she is a friend i met in tuition! friendship going stronger HAAHA
11) How about number 4? karii yip, she is very lame.
12) Who is number 2? the one who planned my party at the eleventh hour!
13) Say something about the person who tagged you. the girl i love a lot, the one who is more thaaaan a friend, iloveyouwoman~!

The Youngest Turns 15!

hello all! (: oh my birthday was yesterday! wish me wish me! with a 'belated'
for this post, i'll be listing all who did something memorable or even wished me on my birthday! i might forget some! =p

Phui San! - sis! thanks for the wish and the post you did for me on your blog!

Nithya! - thank you for the masterpiece you did for me. sorry for saying it not nice, but i just wanna make fun of your effort! so not thank you for making me feel guilty when you didn't reply me on msn. thanks for the birthday post too!



Ling Yean! - thanks for planning the party for me! i was so afraid that you guys will make fun of me that you will ffk me. i was looking around when i reached there but i didn't see anyone of you and started to panic. thanks for the cake too! i want more thank you posts from you!

Justine! - thanks for the cake! and you wished me late but its really okay. oh where is my b`day present!?

Eeva! - i thought you wouldn't be coming to boon boon because you said that your dad didn't allow you out and you got no transport and you're sick! gah! and at last! saw you at boon boon. thanks for the bday post!

Lea Joo! - thanks for the wish girl, and most important, the tvb calendar '09 email! i was like 'OMG TVB '09 CALENDAR!!' that is the best you can give me and thanks. (:

Megan! - thanks for coming for the party! HAHA! and the wish you did for me on your blog! forgive you for coming late to ly's party, blame on mich!

Michelle! - thanks for coming for the party HAHA, damn! i was so stupid to tell you every single thing, i feel stupid gah! i thought you really wanna talk and all, but AHAHA, nice surprise.

Kristal! - thanks for coming HAHA! i like you very much, very spontaneous in a way. you made me feel like a star =0 HAHA , when you said 'look here, look here'. thanks girl!

Carrine! - my bf! thanks for the wish girl

Gin Hooi! - thanks for the wish, stop calling me peggy! and i am no more a notty girl!

Jeremy! - you didn't know when was my birthday saying ' Happy Belated Birthday!' on my b'day. thanks anyway

Divya! - thanks for the call! its okay though you didn't make it for my party!

Sathya! - thanks for the wish chicken rice! =p and you weren't late. and good luck for your future you told me about this and that.

Len Jin! - thanks for the wish! and your grandpa will get well soon lah! 'hpbd ypk'. didn't know what hpbd was but just i just bothered to say thanks. yes!

Kar Mun! - the form 2 going on form 3 ! (: thanks for the wish! Mrs. ***

Dominic! - wish! heehee, i am not a loud person our a chatter box lahh!

Elynna & Elyssa! - thanks!

Azman! - thanks for the wish, azman xoxo cheetahlicious.

Karven! - thanks on plurk!

Darsheka! - thanks girl for the wish =p

Devain! - you thought my b'day was on the 21st! how dare you LOl! anyway, thanks.

Jacqueline! - Thanks for the wish HAHA, mich was in my hse!

Samantha Tan! - thanks for the wish yeaaaa!! i don't understand Korean! wish me in eng maa! i think u were one of the early birds who wished me! THANKS POMPUAN!

Yen Yen! - thanks for the wish! very sorry didn't see your plurk! anyway, thanks! and i am forgiven =p

to those on plurk!
megan! justine! ling yean! michelle! yen yen! karven! vincent! eeva! stephanie!- thanks yo! a million times

to those on fb and friendster!
thanks!

and to those i forgot! =P
THAAAAANKS!

I think.

omg, my bro came home with a mp3 as a door gift from his annual dinner in maya hotel! omg, why didn't they invite me ? what the hell, i wanna take those plasma tv! shit, i wanted my tv so much these days, shit, i hate that blardy tv, take it away, it sucks, i got the wrong tv. damn! someone take that away and get me a cheapskate one with no brand, its better! secondhand tv is even better!

shit, i cannot be at park tomorrow morning, something bad happened. results on the 26th i think, shit if it comes out on whicnever date, dont ask me. i will be on bed crying. hell, why do i sound so emo? wtshit.

edit soon!

If the Sun meets the Moon.

this is a quick update before i go get ready to go mv with this gang. oh, i actually have no money to go with but my dad insisted on giving when i said so many times 'aiyoo no need laaa'. then he said get money from your mum first. oh then right, i decided to get rm 200 from my mum. see this,

Father- banker provided by nature.

oh shit, i don't know why are unknowns adding me in facebook. i don't want my account to be somehow like my friendster account. to be exact, with lalas and ah bengs. to all lalas and ah bengs, i am not sorry for you reading this, because you deserve to be called like that. right, vivi?

talking about my room, waaah! i got a pink colour! i doubt i like it, dad said ' later on you will like it', he thought i hated it so much and i said 'I GOT SAY I DON'T LIKE MEH?'. and, i am changing my ceiling too. perfect date, 22 dec to do the renovations, my room first to get bomb. the other rooms are different colour, my dad wanted to get some peach colour, but i said noooooooo! cos i dont want their colour to be similar with mine (: awesome.
why dont get red colour? (bro)
aiyoooo, u want kaaa, say earlier lar, i share paint with u!

fine.. my family teases me by calling me , Miss Pink.

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.


HELLO ALL!

done with the birthday post! check out 9th december 2008.



I do look like an idiot, but still way better than you. hahaah

Kill the inner me.

beware, some answers are quite unacceptable (:

1. What's your ambition?
HAHAHA, when i grow up i wanna be famous, i wanna be a star, i wanna be in movies.
when i grow up i wanna see the world, drive nice cars, i wanna have groupies.
I dont know, anything that i am capable of doing. HAHA. kill the inner you. (:


2. Who is more important to you? Friends or boy/girlfriend?
WHAAAAAAAAAT a question wei. hmmmm, i will choose boyfriend larr...
that was definitely a joke. FRIENDS it would be..
no wait, i think this is depending on what is going on (:


3. How often do you think of committing suicide?
now i am thinking of it.
i talk about it, but no attempt on doing it.


4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
Confidence higher than Mount Everest. what you think?
yes, but no really lah.. thinking of my results ): HAHA


5. How many babies do you want?
i want the next generation all to be my babies. go figure the amount. :)
AIYAAAH who actually plan now ?


6. What is your goal for this year?
this year? better be next year laa.
errr, i want my results to be good. that's my goal
and oh! i wanna fly next year!

7. Do you believe in eternal love?
ooh yaaa kaaa, eternal love some more got what love eh?
yes, i guess.

8. In your opinion, what are the characteristics of the perfect boy/girlfriend? (10 characteristics)
this is the main reason i want to do this tag! waaah, i am super hyper. that rhymes

• has dimples!
• drown all cats and dogs when they attempt to get near me HAHAHHAHAHA
• with super huge muscles. strangles anyone who makes me mad.
• put on cherry chapstick *phuikei going lebih dy*
• walk towards anyone who screams when i scream. and he should slap that person off!
• step on people like how we step on ants when they copy me!
• Laugh at all lalas, discriminate them as well. (:
• do all my work.
• 0get me a 1 kg birthday cake so i can feed everyone in this world. enough for my friends like lingyean! HAHAHHA
• take me around the world. last stop would be South East Asia. then allow me to drown him

9. What feeling do you love most?
the part when i see my boyfriend puts on cherry chapstick
When i watch gossip girl then makes me drool. or any English movies.

10. What is your bad habit?
i kick ass!
hey! how am i going list it all here HAHAA
* that sounds so bad*

11. Is there anything you want to tell people who hate you?
WAAAH, very vulgar wan you know!
aiyaarrr, i will tell when i meet them (:

12. Do you cherish every single friendship of yours?
HAHHAA this question similar to number 2 right?
yes.

13. What does flying mean to you?
something human cannot do!

14. What do you crave most at the moment?
my lunch. and that Olympus camera

15. Who do you think is hotter? Chace Crawford or Kevin Peaker?
CHACE CRAWFORD! NATHANIEL! NATE ARCHIBALD
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! i am so melting

16. What are you thankful for currently?
same as vivi
Everything.

17. What would you really like to do right now?
finish off 5 posts today!

18. What will you become in the next 10 years?
i will be kissing chace. cheeh, he going for older women chehness!
that is future la.

19. What do you want for xmas present?
i want to go Singapore and shop again! that would be orchard road! family trip again! without my sister HAHAH that is just so mean.

20. What are wishing for right now?
that camera.. waah! i wanna meet Santa Claus Santa Claus

Tag:
Carrine, eeva and nithya!

Happy 15th Birthday Eeva liew

guava iguana.



this picture is very wrong. i should be the small one. you should be the big one! HAHA

ei hey! thanks for always helping me out in washing in cleaning, like the other day during the ly party. you were the one cleaning and cleaning.. thanks wei. if not i bet i will drop dead washing and cleaning everything.. my mum knows that you always help me to clean up also wei
see this!

MAAAMA! who cleaned everything
PK! me and my friend..
MAAAMA! who? eeva?
PK! yes wei. how you know?!!!! very silent i bet you stalk on me
MAAAMA! you always say she clean up wan whaaat!



everyone looks bad but i look the worst!

you are now my latest park buddy! haha so fun to play badminton with you, cos u make me laugh so much! HAHAH we should go more often, but morning is kinda difficult for me to wake up because i am lack of sleep.. haha joke.


baboon spoiled the picture HAHAHAHAH i am so joking!

thank you so much for telling me be patient be patient when playing my computer!



oh yaa! we webcam yesterday right? did you take any pictures ? the one when u said i picked my nose when i did not?-.-

ILYSM

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! hahahahahahha

*******

Happy birthday!

(:

* the girl who is eight days elder than me (:

You're just a rotten apple.

in my eyes


Tagged by Melanie




1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog went amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit On
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The Crazy Amok


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7.Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - Santa Doesn't Exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other- Memories From The Military Service

9.The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The Oil Stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college10.


10.The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get Sick When I Think Of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our Friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In Pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

outcome!

Dear Melanie!
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it when i change my tennis shoes outside of Chicago and I saw you sit on my fart balloon . I'm sure you're Ashamed enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning The pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your grades from college10 You should also know that I have always felt dirty before the incarnation of an eskimo

Go and drown yourself,
Phui Kei.

I TAG!

CARRINE~
EEVA~
GINHOOI~
STEPHANIE~
NITHYA~
VIVIENNE CHONG~
YENYEN~

HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY LEE LING YEAN~

gaaaaaah! who is she wei , you must be wondering, right?
let me tell you, ask me ask me! -.- HAHAHAA

the one who said so many million times thats she nvr dye her hair. eh true wei, she memang dint dye her hair. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT she highlighted her hair. =p red! =DD

the one with the blur blur face (:


she is strangling me... in a good way lah of course :)

remember the times when before tuition we will get something to eat! because we are always hungry after co-curriculum activities.. kfc mcd pizza hut. yao char koay.. some more what aaah?!!



she is not thaaaat tall. she was wearing heels. X)

the one who asked 'why never plan surprise party for me?' i was like shocked how can you ask ?! then justine looked at me and said something. similar to what i thought (: right. we did plan party for you but just one day late. appreciate it. that post will be coming up next! but not today (:



i think this is the best picture we had, allowing me to use it for a few times (:

this girl aah! damn vulgar wan you know? serious go ask her close friends.. she can seriously curse like hell. look at the way she scolds her class monitor. what is this laa? but yea, i do scold the class monitor because he didn't win the awards like our class 2A, when i was the class monitor HAHAHa PHUIKEI, PHUIKEI.



looooooook!

she can really eat wei! no offence. but she dont grow thats why she is so short laaaaa.
after eating burger she can tell me she can eat more... i will give her a 'no no' face.
because i am really full and cannot eat anymore...
yea, look at justines blog , she can spend up to rm5 in canteen LOL



blur face in alert.
Remember the English tuition we have on every Thursday? before i continue any further, remember the plurk that you said ' annand that cacat head boy laa' i swear i almost fell off the chair' it was so funny, somehow. back to the point. everyone will just jot down every single shit the teacher says, notice arr? i will just look at you while you were looking at them.. sometimes when we hold a pen or a pencil, we don't know what to write! right right right?



told you you're not that tall.


(: (:
i am stopping here!

i hope you had a great party the other day...

and yes,

friends forever. AND dogs friend forever!

your kawan baik,
PHUUUUUUUUUIKEI!

Heat on my finger tips

what have i been doing for the previous days? i have been dragging my ass here and there. at home.

oh! i got dragged to my lovely parents' office the other day. it was just so great. their office is the best place to be in, plasma tv there. aaaah, bullshit lah HAHAAAA. So, i am those type where i will wake up if i have something important to do, if not i will not wake up. So, when i was asked to wake up, i mengamuk abit. lol, then i decided to wear shorts to office just like weekends. they keep complaining of my shorts BLA BLA BLA they go. thank god half way after lunch, my dad has to go to genting and pick up my bro wei, -.- if not i will die of boredom.

thank god! i have a laptop in my room if not i will die of boredom too! can die wei HAHAA, oh at last i finished hairspray, its damn nice. go watch go watch~. i have so much more to watch! laptop wont die on me! my mum put a voltage regulator -.- in my room. it's somehow cool and somehow not. i can on my radio, my laptop, my fan, my bro charger altogether at once. the uncool part is when i saw the electric shock thing today -.- ~

err, i duno whether i am going to Scotland a not, i don't care. go then go, don't go then don't go.

yerr, my aunty borrowed my car. -.- HAHA after the landslide in ampang -.- HAHAHAHHA

my bro seems to like archie's crush!
he left my room saying 'bye, stupid'
i replied 'what stupid, you stupid larr'

Happy SUGA 17th Birthday JASMiiiNEMUNYIH!

woooot! someone fnished spm annnnnd! started to party dy!

the worst thing that happened!

I FORGOT HER BIRTHDAY, BUT I REMEBERED LAST YEAR I WISHED HER ON THE 4TH! SO TAAADAAAAAAAAAAAA! YOUR BDAY POST.

this is late for sixth days! thank god not a week!


my paling happening frend! apppa?! LITTLE MISS BAD? thats so right! =P
i love you HAHAHA




the one who can dance club and drink so much!
her dance is chuuuunted lah, i think (: but she hates cheerleading!
ask me why! ask me why!



this is her, if u dont know! =)

* damn hard to cari ur pics wei, single pics lah
** all pictures are grabbed from this blog!
*** waaah!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Very much.

MY BLOG IS NOW ONE YEAR OLD! -.- HAHAAAAAA

Aftermath

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah shit those people who are misusing xoxo. haaahaa, actually i don't care. do i? -.- thats why you see my personal message on msn that sounds likes this

'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, xoxo (:. now, zozo.'

it is so funny wei, they can suddenly go

'xoxo, i want to have my dinner soon'

HAAAAHAAAA



aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, this baboon unmighty alien!
aaaah, try something on her wei, call her wake up when she is still asleep. u will have a good laugh by then (:

oh oh went to the padang the other with my friends. it was so fun especially playing badminton with lingyean and Justine. then we left to neelas then to my house then i got doomed and screwed up nicely which really spoilt my day laaah.

park later again with 100 yen! and actually i must be hiding now already.

nithya, omg thank you woman! for being with me whenever i am being so screwed up lately, the babi that i can pour whatever i want when i talk to you, with no doubts. you are always there for me whenever i am so screwed up, you will curse that person and make me laugh. and yes, we gossip together about who we hate and mainly about the emoticons, chain mails and xoxo. the one who never give up on me even how mafan i am at times, how bad mood i am.
iloveyou.

zozo (-.-) , phuikei

A Sudden Blackout

aaaaaaah, i love calling everyone mangkuk nowadays. whoever you are, you are a mangkuk head to me! Mangkuk -.-!
aaaaah, what a way to start the post!


realise that i don't post all pictures at one time? lol, i am just lazy to wait, last time i do post all in one time because i draft them orrrrrr i am doing projects in front of the computer!
ahhhh , next picture!




oooooooh yes! i have badminton session yesterday in the park (like, finally!) with eeva and lingyean! it was so fun minus the part where we got stalked. HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA
and now, my muscles are acting weirdly-.- and i have bruises on my hand! what is this?!
i laughed so much yesterday! it was so funny! about what ? i don't know
everyday has been Scotland! Scotland! Scotland!

UNO!

i have been browsing through the internet about the casts of Gossip Girl! this is never enough for me wei, -.- even through magazines, this is so fuuuuuuuuuuuun! i have a poster of the main actresses and actors CHACE CRAWFORD NATHANIEL!! AAAAAAAH!

UNO GAME!

toooodles